Mongol General: WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
Mongol: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: WRONG! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: Getting a $4.00 oyster for $1 at Waterbar's Happy Hour, drinking a delicious $5 cocktail special, overlooking the supreme views of the Bay Bridge, feeling classy as shit.
Mongol General: GOOD! That is good.