Un-Valentines Day Activities for the Un-Hitched

The only Valentines I've ever received were perfunctory ones from my parents. And maybe some from classmates in elementary school. Oh, and the nose-picker in my 7th grade homeroom. Needless to say, I am to Valentine's Day what the Grinch is to Christmas.

I know my single brothers and sisters feel my acrimony. As if it wasn't enough to be single the other 364 days of the year, Valentine's Day highlights the absence of a significant other as if you were missing a kidney.

So what's a singleton to do on their least favorite day of the year other than revel in the alternative lifestyle? In the spirit of reclaiming the holiday, we've compiled a list of un-Valentines Day activities for the un-hitched. If you're part of a couple, enjoy your candy, roses, and spooning. And be jealous of us for once.

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